How to Be Popular

 Nowadays, many teenagers are caring more about following "the crowd" than just being themselves. So in schools like mine there are quite a few crowds of them. So you want to know what you need/have to do in order to be popular?

1. An I-phone- everybody has it! Make sure to have cool cases and to wear it in your back pocket
2. Break the I-phone's screen or back. Everyone else's is broken too! And be sure to color in the back with markers
3. Buy all the expensive clothes from Coach, Juicy Couture and Ann Taylor-and not Forever 21 because that's too babyish
4. Make sure your backpack and lunchbox is from Vera Bradley and have a carry-on bag for all your other things-makeup, brushes etc.
5. Beats headphones wear them in the morning when you walk in from the bus. Everyone will think you're so cool. Then accidentally break the earphones to drive your parents crazy.
6. Don't complete the homework. Claim that your cat got lost or died would do the trick. If they tell you to do the homework then scribble down random answers or copy. But if you get caught... Sorry!
7. Write with pen. Pencils are for losers away!
8. Think you're too cool for class and avoid listening and instead talk with your other popular friends.
9. A job... it pays off for all the debt you caused your family..

This is a parody. Understand that if you fit into a lot of these categories then you might want to consider if you are who you want yourself to be. Understand that you don't need to fit in just by buying something and it doesn't make a difference or huge impact on who you are. Why should you judge someone on what they have? It's better that those people have economic-stability compared to some's struggling welfare just because they want the stability of being at the top of the chain.